Sunday, September 28, 2008

Combat Your Fear of Failure and Rejection - A New Mantra

Greetings All from DC!

For those of us with a fear of failure, worry no more! Alas, you are too big to fail.

From concept to execution, the vision of IAmTooBigToFail.com remains one-fold: Create the leading motivational lifestyle brand of apparel that ultimately becomes your life mantra. Our apparel is ambiguously Government-inspired and intended to stimulate your deepest cortices (plural of cortex, anyone?) It’s fresh, and here are samples to prove it:






Our market?
The average statistical outlier, the Change-agent, the Maverick, and the individual who embraces seemingly conventional means to achieves hyper-unconventional ends.

We swap blatant in-yo’-face political leanings for wit and provokingly original thoughts. Send me a message (with your contact info) or email me and receive a discount on your next fly-@$$ IAmTooBigToFail.com order.*

Swashbukle

Iamtoobigtofail@gmail.com

*Offer soon after the date of posting

Thursday, September 25, 2008

How do you know when you are just too big to fail?

Rooster and I have worked together over the life-span of several projects for the better part of a year now. Our most critical venture to date - IAmTooBigToFail.com - is particularly relevant amidst our global economy's current state of affairs. As seemingly educated (and unemployed) armchair philosophers, we ask,

"What makes you too big to fail?"

What makes Chuck Norris or Tom "Believe it or Not" Ripley or AIG, Morgan Stanley, Fannie, and Freddie too big to fail? Please share stories of motivation, perseverance, and inspiration. The signature "I Am Too Big To Fail" t-shirt collection can only support your claims to hugeness and earth shattering implications, in the nominal event, of failure.

Sincerely,
Swashbuckle a.k.a Swash

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Swash and Rooster are PISSED and OUT-OF-WORK. A former finance cage monkey (who now does back flips for peanuts) and an unsocially awkward techy, respectively, are in search of motivational stories to keep hope and the entrepreneurial spirit alive. WHY ARE YOU ARE TOO BIG TO FAIL? Get your signature t-shirts and share stories with the rest of us.